Great America was supposedly born yesterday when Donald John Trump, also known as The Donald, became the 45th President of the United States.

Great America is going to be really great. In a nutshell, the new slogan is apparently:

America First and Fuck Off to the Rest of the World.

Print more t-shirts and bumper stickers.

Reality is just going to get weirder.

Hold on tight.

Let’s take a look at the new Issues found on WhiteHouse.gov and ask yourself these questions for each :

Who benefits the most?

Who loses the most?

(1) American First Energy Plan

(2) American Foreign Policy

(3) Bringing Back Jobs and Growth

(4) Making Our Military Strong Again

(5) Standing Up for Our Law Enforcement Community

(6) Trade Deals Working for All Americans

“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”